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Welcome to the most BRAINROTTEN pizzeria ever. Where the pizza is mid, the rizz is negative, and the Italian NPCs are NOT letting you hit the griddy in peace.
You just got hired for the night shift at a totally normal pizzeria. Easy money, free pizza, and absolutely ZERO problems. What could possibly go wrong?
FEATURES THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR ATTENTION SPAN:
Tung Tung Tung Sahur: Bro is NOT beating the 3 AM allegations.
Brr Brr Patapim: Absolute tree-based menace.
Bobrito Bandito: Stealing your pizza, your money, and your last remaining brain cell. Bro thinks he's the main character.
Ballerina Cappuccina: Caffeinated
YOUR MISSION:
Survive until 6 AM.
That's it. No complicated lore. No 47-page tutorial. Just lock in.
